Ted Cruz vs. Ted Cruz: Vacation Edition | The Daily Social Distancing Show

19 feb 2021
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  • He is a moron! He sounds foolish. He is out of touch.

    T RT R5 dögum síðan
  • No, it gets worse. ispast.info/losk/v-deo/mJKgd3mVz27Whoo.html Like my mother used to say: "He's too fat to fry and too unimportant to boil."

    Dave AthertonDave Atherton6 dögum síðan
  • 0:28 Megyn Kelly is stunned to stupidity. She is completely incredulous.

    Gail LewisGail Lewis6 dögum síðan
  • The amerikkkan way.....

    DigitalimageryTVDigitalimageryTV6 dögum síðan
  • Hypocrites 💯💯💯

    DigitalimageryTVDigitalimageryTV6 dögum síðan
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣who s going to win!

    Rodolfo BarizonteRodolfo Barizonte7 dögum síðan
  • Every comment I heard him say rings true. Thanks for sharing

    Everybody KnowsEverybody Knows8 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz vs Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham vs Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell vs Mitch McConnell, anyone else see a pattern here?

    Camille HarrisCamille Harris8 dögum síðan
  • Tool !!!

    David RobertDavid Robert8 dögum síðan
  • Sersly

    Grant hill lllGrant hill lll8 dögum síðan
  • why would they elect you if you don’t help them in crisis?🤯

    screaming daddyscreaming daddy8 dögum síðan
  • I know politics is a dirty game...but how can he look at these clips and not cringe?

    Kerry TouzelKerry Touzel8 dögum síðan
  • Ted cruz is a fker!

    AstaAsta8 dögum síðan
  • 2021💦 , anyone think lying Ted. Understand what Humanitarian crisis means?. Animals are dangerous,

    Lorna NunezLorna Nunez8 dögum síðan
  • Any woman that sleep with a man, that sucking up to another man that call his ugly wife UGLY. is a cousins of the man she is sleeping with.😁😁😁😛😛 Call me CRAZY 😂

    Lorna NunezLorna Nunez8 dögum síðan
  • What a POS he is. He does not represent TX at all.

    acechandleracacechandlerac9 dögum síðan
  • Lying Cruz, “I care about people who are hurting”.The true color came out by someone who shoot the video in Feb. 2021 at the airport.

    Erin HewittErin Hewitt9 dögum síðan
  • 👏🙂 I just don't understand how people voted for him

    Abdul Hannan Abdul MatheenAbdul Hannan Abdul Matheen9 dögum síðan
  • Shame, shame, Teddy. In the words of your loser president, "Lying Ted", ( the sycophantic mushroom grower).

    Mike BMike B9 dögum síðan
  • Gold, pure gold

    Mark RhodenMark Rhoden9 dögum síðan
  • Politicians are apparently senile. They can't seem to remember what they've said/done in the past.

    Aaron SeetAaron Seet9 dögum síðan
  • Huh, I know a guy that plays golf a little too much.......

    Aoss cAoss c9 dögum síðan
  • Ahah

    Jose LunaJose Luna9 dögum síðan
  • Who saw his upper teeth????

    Andrew CuevasAndrew Cuevas9 dögum síðan
  • Blobfish Cruz knows a slacker when he is one.

    DawKneeDawKnee9 dögum síðan
  • An absolutely detestable character.

    Kuan KKuan K9 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz doesn’t even like Ted Cruz!

    Rodney GiddensRodney Giddens9 dögum síðan
  • 😂😂 I would love ted to watch this video. lol

    Rev KrishRev Krish10 dögum síðan
  • If only we could make hypocrisy (without contrition) punishable by death

    Nelson OrtizNelson Ortiz10 dögum síðan
  • ACTIONS ARE LOUDER THAN WORDS.

    MichaelMichael10 dögum síðan
  • Ok dumbass Ted, good luck Texas

    SHOOTING BLANKSSHOOTING BLANKS10 dögum síðan
  • *CONGRATULATIONS* to Trevor Noah for finally showing what type of person he really is in his latest promo commercials for his so-called show. He tells us we should “ROAST CORONAVIRUS SO HARD” He states coronavirus you got so many zits it looks like your exfoliating with pizza crust. Then. The coronavirus starts to cry and Trevor feels sorry for what he said to the coronavirus and says “ AHH, I FEEL BAD NOW” Unfortunately, this is not comedy. This is exactly how Trevor really feels about a Covid Virus that has Led to the following. *HE FEELS BAD ABOUT OFFENDING CORONAVIRUS WITH THE BELOW ATROCITIES THAT HAVE OCCURRED TO ALL OF HUMANITY AND OUR FAMILIES* A dramatic loss of human life worldwide. The economic and social disruption caused by the pandemic is devastating: tens of millions of people are at risk of falling into extreme poverty. The pandemic has decimated jobs and placed millions of livelihoods at risk. Nearly half of the world’s 3.3 billion global workforce are at risk of losing their livelihoods No income means no food. Border closures, trade restrictions and confinement measures have disrupted domestic and international food supply chains in which we all suffer. PLEASE WAKE UP AMERICA People like this who have a voice to millions of people worldwide should not have the ability to continue to have a platform as the LATE SHOW to spew his one-sided agenda to the masses. Trevor. As well as many other public figures in similar positions need to be held accountable for their one sided globalist views based on their beliefs and not be so closed minded that there are others who believe differently and that’s ok. That’s why we live in AMERICA and have law and a CONSTITUTION that our country was founded upon. Fortunately for Trevor. Since he is such a beloved character for the globalist agenda his past exploits were quickly squashed by the globalist in which he works for within BIG MEDIA. NOTE: A lot of people have not seen the real Trevor and have not forgot his past. Its funny that in such a CANCEL CULTURE we live in now he wasn’t cancelled long ago for his supposed offensive/hateful comments which were much more offensive than the majority of the unfortunate cancelled individuals of today. WHICH, by the way means anyone who speaks derogatory towards the left and their agenda who does not agree to their personal opinions. If you do. You are deemed a liar, conspiracy theorist, white supremacist or domestic terrorist. His show is supposed to be an Award-winning program that examines the day's biggest news stories in politics, pop culture, entertainment, sports and more. That description is the furthest from the truth. The show is simply about a puppet who is would be clinically deemed Self-Absorbed. Remember folks TREVOR SAYS YOU MUST TRUST SCIENCE. So, here is the clinical description of a Self-Absorbed person which is simply another term for a narcissistic personality. They are always on the defensive. They do not see the world from another person’s eyes. Anyone who opposes his views. They don’t see the big picture. A self-absorbed person thinks the world is just about them. They are imposing. They always think they are superior to others. They are so consumed by their own world and self-image They are extremely opinionated. They hide their insecurities behind a cloak of success. They devalue others. Constructive criticism is okay, but self-absorbed people always take criticism too far and use it as a weapon to allow them to devalue others. They can be arrogant. This is because they feel they are so important and better than every other person. A self-absorbed person can often be egotistical. They hide who they are. coming across as pretentious They are extremely selfish. They think they are great and the world out there is wrong. The previous is just one persons opinion as allowed for by the the Bill of Rights which are the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution. It spells out Americans' rights in relation to our government. It guarantees civil rights and liberties to the individual-like freedom of speech, press, and religion. NOTE: These rights should not be compromised no matter left or right when given a platform to promote ones-self and their personal beliefs. All issues should be equally presented and considered by all parties involved and not be suppressed/withheld as they are in todays society.

    P CP C10 dögum síðan
    • Bro are you ok? Like seriously? This is a comedy show featured on Comedy Central. Wth?

      Jimmy EdwardJimmy Edward9 dögum síðan
  • One of the best flip flopper Senate in history.

    Charles MoreyCharles Morey10 dögum síðan
  • Assholio

    Thomas ShouldersThomas Shoulders10 dögum síðan
  • Hahahahaha!!!!!! Trump whipped Ted Cruz REALLY should meet Obama era Ted Cruz!!!!! Of course THEY WOULD BE MORTAL ENEMIES

    Leah ScottLeah Scott10 dögum síðan
  • Four individuals who cause instantaneous nauseum to ALL upon the hearing the sound of their voice(unless of course you're one of the white bigots ,racists and other fools that support this axis of deceit & evil)-tRump, Cruz, Graham, and "Moscow" McConnell.

    William JohnsonWilliam Johnson10 dögum síðan
  • Definitely one of the most, if not the most sleazy and disingenuous politician of our lifetime.

    WeezaY5000WeezaY500010 dögum síðan
  • Hypocrisy..bold face shameless Hypocrisy..🍑🖤

    Efrain RendonEfrain Rendon10 dögum síðan
  • it's so weird seeing his chin lol

    Ashley JayAshley Jay10 dögum síðan
  • I thought he was talking about Donald Trump for the first half of that Then I remembered his spine is softer than the finest silk....

    JytJyt10 dögum síðan
  • He is a complete nuisance

    ajiboye temidayoajiboye temidayo10 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz is a horrible human. He would sell his Grandma to cover himself. Using his family as an excuse for his mistake... Low low can a person go? Ted will show us the way down.

    Harry CeeHarry Cee10 dögum síðan
  • Was Ted Cruz suppose to quarantine for two weeks after leaving the country?

    Beveral BrownBeveral Brown10 dögum síðan
  • I hope he keeps growing that facial hair until ya can't see that smug hypocrite's creepy mug.

    NRG=MC2NRG=MC211 dögum síðan
  • Politics aside how anyone Republican or Democrat could look at this man and not see a sniveling coward is beyond me

    Darth OnyxDarth Onyx11 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz should definitely get the hypocrite of the year award.

    CJLinOHIOCJLinOHIO11 dögum síðan
  • Fled Cruz

    Matilda TafurMatilda Tafur11 dögum síðan
  • Hypocrisy at it's best

    Larry HayesLarry Hayes11 dögum síðan
  • How come the Daily Show makes BETTER ADS then all the Democrats combined? The Democrats should just hire them for ads because these would win elections!

    William WardWilliam Ward11 dögum síðan
  • The racial fir tellingly rhyme because glass gully arrive given a possible museum. aggressive, measly message

    Judy JenningsJudy Jennings11 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz is the living embodiment of a "humanitarian crisis" that he's created. Great comment: "When we send people to Mexico 🇲🇽, we don’t send our best."

    Michael GreeneMichael Greene11 dögum síðan
  • #CancunCruz

    You MeYou Me11 dögum síðan
  • Ted Cruz is no hypocrite, he's worse for throwing his daughters under the bus.

    Almond TreesAlmond Trees11 dögum síðan
  • The angry bed immunocytochemically earn because carpenter parenthetically meddle plus a five riddle. frequent, marked cone

    sebas sebassebas sebas11 dögum síðan
  • Before vs after _overtime pay_ comes in... ;-)

    y1521t21b5y1521t21b511 dögum síðan
  • ted cruz: obama plays so much golf trump: literally spent 90% of his term playing golf

    WraithFNMWraithFNM11 dögum síðan
    • One term.

      FlarenovaFlarenova2 dögum síðan
    • Come on, man. We all know it was just around 30% of his time in office, at most. Come on, maaaaan.

      Juan Ramon Almazan RosasJuan Ramon Almazan Rosas9 dögum síðan
  • Once a snake oil salesman always a snake oil salesman

    David DowsettDavid Dowsett11 dögum síðan
  • Bro, Texans are backwards, they chastised Beto after the guy raised money and recruited volunteers to check in on people all day, every day during the freeze. Flyin’ Ted bailed on his constituents, raised no money and did a photo op slicing brisket when he was supposed to be in quarantine, and is praised as a true Texan. Wtf??!!

    Javier AldapeJavier Aldape11 dögum síðan
  • what a creep

    esquibelleesquibelle11 dögum síðan
  • Man of MANY faces!

    B.A.M.B.A.M.11 dögum síðan
  • He was born in Canada and when America needed him he bails for Mexico.

    citizenyes civilizedmaybecitizenyes civilizedmaybe11 dögum síðan
  • Well Ted played himself 😅

    Jack Adams DanielsJack Adams Daniels11 dögum síðan
  • You are you’re worst enemy

    EPIALUS ROCKVILLEEPIALUS ROCKVILLE11 dögum síðan
  • GOP and Ted Cruz ... "Do as I say ... NOT as I do."

    Shawn HillShawn Hill11 dögum síðan
  • What a hypocritical POS!

    Elizabeth BlakeElizabeth Blake11 dögum síðan
  • Ted is just a worm of a man and a joke of a human being.

    Butt HurtzButt Hurtz11 dögum síðan
  • A GOP congressperson being a completely incompetent and clueless hypocrite? Gee, that's new. 🙄

    RespectIsNotFreeRespectIsNotFree11 dögum síðan
  • Moron vs Moron.

    Charlie DewCharlie Dew11 dögum síðan
  • This is the same kind of fool the trump supporters love - a selfish liar.

    pal98111pal9811111 dögum síðan
  • Swear to God I wish they could lose their seat over bs like this smh

    T D PearsonT D Pearson11 dögum síðan
  • I’m so glad we have people like Ted Cruz to stand up to people like Ted Cruz

    gamercboy5gamercboy511 dögum síðan
  • Texas knew exactly who Ted Cruz was when they reelected him. We've learned nothing new about him since the snow. Dance with the girl you brought to the dance Texas, at least you'll stay warm

    Peter GPeter G11 dögum síðan
  • Ted is a tool!

    JukeBoxHero 'sJukeBoxHero 's11 dögum síðan
  • I can’t stand this bearded Jabba The Hut

    foxcharliefoxcharlie11 dögum síðan
  • Are country is in trouble. Texas is really in trouble....

    paul dowpaul dow11 dögum síðan
  • Just another plastic faced talking head politician

    Michael edward WilliamsMichael edward Williams11 dögum síðan
  • It seems like he got fat and happy as a Senator and now he is just your run of the mill BS politicians. Did I mention that he got fat?

    Matt WeissMatt Weiss12 dögum síðan
  • He is not even a real Texan.....

    Jeff Mundkowsky [Foggy Mountain Workshop]Jeff Mundkowsky [Foggy Mountain Workshop]12 dögum síðan
  • Typical. Cruz, Biden, Mitch & all the rest should be forced to resign.

    MarieMarie12 dögum síðan
  • i wish ted cruz would go on vacation permanently

    Daniel BDaniel B12 dögum síðan
  • ispast.info/losk/v-deo/mqaLZJze3Ybdp6g.html

    Renee CRenee C12 dögum síðan
  • As usual his mouth overloads his ass. Don't we just love and respect little Teddy. WHAT A FOOL!

    Joe DeandaJoe Deanda12 dögum síðan
  • Human spit ball

    Norman MattsonNorman Mattson12 dögum síðan
  • Bye

    Glenda charlesGlenda charles12 dögum síðan
  • They should make a video of beard and no beard Ted Cruz...that beard has changed him lol

    samuelg225samuelg22512 dögum síðan
  • #trevornoahisahack

    Reaganomics LamborghiniReaganomics Lamborghini12 dögum síðan
  • #bringbackjonstewart

    Reaganomics LamborghiniReaganomics Lamborghini12 dögum síðan
  • So Cruz would have been able to control the weather and it's aftermaths? I can see that if there was something political leaders could do by staying home and make mother nature submit to their whim. You guys are giving them way too much power if you believe that. But, if there were some legislation like a stimulus package for example, that needed to be passed to save jobs and businesses from going under, and the law makers that decide on that are out playing golf or on vacation because they have a guaranteed 6 figure income no matter what, yes, there is something wrong with that.

    David NorrisDavid Norris12 dögum síðan
  • He is embarrassed by his real name Rafael Cruz. Shame.

    P bP b12 dögum síðan
  • It’s almost like he’s full of shit and saying whatever wins him points. Also while you’re at it, do one for Trevor talking about respect and then show his aboriginal stand up.

    BurnsyBurnsy12 dögum síðan
  • Ted, put yourself out of your own misery, quit dude!

    JIllJIll12 dögum síðan
  • Texas is hit with cold weather. Texas shits its collective pants. I couldn't laugh harder if I tried.

    John SmithJohn Smith12 dögum síðan
  • To quote Stephen Colbert: “To know Ted Cruz is to wish you didn’t”

    Aser MpoyiAser Mpoyi12 dögum síðan
  • Please let this and every other publication of this hypocrisy somehow reach his supporters instead of just reminding those who already know this mans an idiot. Hasn’t worked with Mitch either.

    Lindsay HaltonLindsay Halton12 dögum síðan
  • Didn’t he call his own state weak or was that the governor?🤦‍♂️

    B RivzB Rivz12 dögum síðan
  • Lmao hypocrite

    B RivzB Rivz12 dögum síðan
  • His voice is soooo creepy.

    Samuel JacksonSamuel Jackson12 dögum síðan
  • Republican Texans keep voting for Cruz. They like to talk about how everything in Texas is big, I wonder if that includes stupidity

    Joyce DauzartJoyce Dauzart12 dögum síðan
  • Ted took a Cruz

    Icraft CraftsIcraft Crafts12 dögum síðan
  • Teddy Crotch

    FWB ChannelFWB Channel12 dögum síðan
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